The cannons
thundered from the waterfront less than a block away. The dog looked up in concern, turning to her for reassurance
that all was still well. The haze
over the bay had been lingering for days now, and the endless and repetitive
song of a nearby mockingbird was becoming part of the ambient sound scape. Occasionally the recently-fledged
peregrine falcons would fly over, crying out like the sophomores they were to
hunting. All four hens in the
garden continued their scratching and pecking as though the small squadron
above were hummingbirds in the jasmine.
Apparently, the falcons were as harmless as the cannon fire. It was Pirate Festival weekend, and sun
burnt buccaneers were swarming the ferry terminal staging swordfights, walking
planks, and groping their buxom wenches.
Traditionally, there was a great consumption of ale as well.
She
had a small desire to join the festivities, but felt obligated to do at least
fifteen minutes or one page of writing in order to keep her recent vow to
become a writer. She changed the
formatting on the word processing program to “double space,” but it made little
difference. “Anne Lamott I am
not,” she wrote,
“Nor ever shall it be so. I am instead an empty head,” and she
ran out of thought. It rhymed with
“Lamott,” but she needed a rhyme for “be so,” so she gave up.
She
looked out the window. The river
was frequently her muse, as was the mountain, as well as her strangely
functional family. To call them a
muse seemed an oxymoron. Do muses
cause such frustration? Do they
hurt your feelings like that?
Which muse is responsible for humiliation and depression? Is it the same one that provides the
sense of humor? One of them is
surely responsible for perseverance, as evidenced by her continual confidence
in her ability to be a good wife in the face of the two divorces. It was this gift of denial that had
kept her from stepping off of one of the conveniently located bridges here in
the Bay Area. She was absolutely
certain that there was a book, or a play, or a decent poem in her
somewhere. The challenge was to
find it and release it without losing control of what it might bring with it.
While
toweling her hair earlier, she had thought about naming her next dog
Yorick. She was amazed that she
had remembered that. Ann Lamott
carried around index cards. She
could never find hers. She wished
she had a tape recorder built into her head for conveniently taking down
ideas. They came at her from all
directions at all times of the day.
Lately the ideas were bombarding her activities like the cannons
bombarding the pirate schooner down the river. There were no cannonballs, but a whole lot of smoke and
noise.
She
left a message with her therapist; it was time for an appointment. According to Ann Lamott, this
feeling of either impending or encompassing insanity is common among
writers. According to the many
authors she read, ugly families were too.
Augustin Burroughs and the Sedaris siblings kind of had the corner on
that market. Besides, at sixty,
she still lived in fear of her mother’s fury if any of the family secrets were
liberated. She didn’t want to be
hateful, she just wanted to be truthful, but she knew her mother wouldn’t get
it. She also knew that her sister,
from whom she hadn’t heard in days, wouldn’t speak to her again. Another syllogism of her life: if she told the truth about the relations
who rarely spoke to her anyway, she’d never hear from them again. “Why do I even care?” She hoped she didn’t have to wait long
for the appointment.
She
suddenly realized she had written two full pages. She could get out of her chair now. She had accomplished something besides
showering, cleaning her desk, and vowing to write. She had actually written. How about that.
Did that make her a writer, or like the pirate costumes, would the
entity be retired after the weekend?
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