"When You're in Debt" with apologies to Mr. Sondheim

"When you're in debt, go in debt all the way, 

From your first TV set to best seats at the play! 

When you're in debt, let them piss, let them moan,  

You can charge it all off except your student loan! 

You can't find a job, there's nothing in your bank vault; 

You feel like a slob and now the house ain't worth salt: 

STRATEGIC DEFAULT!"

Wrote this is September. I must remember to finish it before the recession is over...